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How Many D-fas Does It
Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,
we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us and you’re inside
worrying about a stupid light bulb?
Daschund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me! Boxer: Who cares? I can still play
with my squeaky toy in the dark.
Labrador: Oh please, oh me please!!! Pleaaase let me
change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh huh huh.
Pleeease!
German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led
these people from the dark, checked to make sure I
haven’t missed any, and made just one more perimeter
patrol to ensure that no-one has tried to take advantage
of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll quickly pop that bulb in
while I’m bouncing off the walls.
Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? I’m sorry but I don’t
see any light bulb.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee in the
dark.
Chihuahua: If I could just get out of this handbag.
Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares? Blue Heeler:
First I’ll put all the light bulbs in acircle ...
Border Collie: Just one? And then I’ll replace any
wiring that’s not up to code.
Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and
he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house,
my nails will be dry.
Rhodesian Ridgeback: I’ll just have something to eat
first then I’ll find a much bigger bulb so we can really
get some heat out of this light socket.
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