How Many D-fas Does It
Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,
we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us and you’re inside
worrying about a stupid light bulb?
Daschund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me! Boxer: Who cares? I can still play
with my squeaky toy in the dark.
Labrador: Oh please, oh me please!!! Pleaaase let me
change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh huh huh.
German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led
these people from the dark, checked to make sure I
haven’t missed any, and made just one more perimeter
patrol to ensure that no-one has tried to take advantage
of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll quickly pop that bulb in
while I’m bouncing off the walls.
Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? I’m sorry but I don’t
see any light bulb.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee in the
Chihuahua: If I could just get out of this handbag.
Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares? Blue Heeler:
First I’ll put all the light bulbs in acircle ...
Border Collie: Just one? And then I’ll replace any
wiring that’s not up to code.
Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and
he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house,
my nails will be dry.
Rhodesian Ridgeback: I’ll just have something to eat
first then I’ll find a much bigger bulb so we can really
get some heat out of this light socket.
What Do You Get When You
Cross A ...
Pointer + Setter:
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye
Terrier: Blue Skye: a dog for visionaries.
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund:
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso:
Peekasso, an abstract dog.
Irish Water Spaniel + English
Springer Spaniel: Irish Springer, a dog fresh and
clean as a whistle.
Labrador Retriever + Curly
Coated Retriever: Lab Coat Retriever, the choice
of research scientists.
Newfoundland + Basset Hound:
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
Terrier + Bulldog:
Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes.
Bloodhound + Labrador:
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
Malamute + Pointer: Moot
Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.
Collie + Malamute:
Commute, a dog that travels to work.
Deerhound + Terrier:
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller:
Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering
Bull Terrier + Shitzu:
Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed.