D-fa® Doggy Humour
  How Many D-fas Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us and you’re inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

Daschund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me! Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toy in the dark.

Labrador: Oh please, oh me please!!! Pleaaase let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh huh huh. Pleeease!

German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven’t missed any, and made just one more perimeter patrol to ensure that no-one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll quickly pop that bulb in while I’m bouncing off the walls.

Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? I’m sorry but I don’t see any light bulb.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee in the dark.

Chihuahua: If I could just get out of this handbag.

Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares? Blue Heeler: First I’ll put all the light bulbs in acircle ...

Border Collie: Just one? And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rhodesian Ridgeback: I’ll just have something to eat first then I’ll find a much bigger bulb so we can really get some heat out of this light socket.

What Do You Get When You Cross A ... 

Pointer + Setter: Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.  

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier: Blue Skye: a dog for visionaries.  

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund: Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso: Peekasso, an abstract dog.

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel: Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.  

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever: Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.  

Newfoundland + Basset Hound: Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
Terrier + Bulldog: Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes.  

Bloodhound + Labrador: Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.  

Malamute + Pointer: Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.  

Collie + Malamute: Commute, a dog that travels to work.  

Deerhound + Terrier: Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.  

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller: Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband.  

Bull Terrier + Shitzu: Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed.